Comcast 250GB Data Cap: The Impact Of Netflix

For Rob, Mike, and Shane.

While I find it as unjust as the rest of you, Comcast has my family by the short and curlies. In the good old days of ISDN, otherwise known as “dial-up”, you certainly had a slow connection, which came with a hefty price as well. This was a decent form of connectivity for its time, as there were no multimedia sites. In fact, the closest you came to multimedia was Macromedia Shockwave and Flash. Thus the birth of the Digital Subscriber Line (DSL) was born. It offered a faster connection, but nowhere near the speed of high-speed cable internet. This is where Comcast re-enters the story.

Where I live, FIOS is not an option. This leaves us with Comcast as the only option- or several shady wireless services… What is this all about? This is about the data cap. Comcast snuck in to their terms of service a nice little clause that states that 250 gigabytes is the maximum amount you are allocated to use every month. On their very website, they state that the average consumer uses far less than this, and that exceeding your data cap is punishable by a loss of service for up to one year. So, I wouldn’t be writing this if I hadn’t almost come into contact with said termination. These are my figures for data usage.

You can see the monthly data traffic becoming increasingly high. Check out the next month.

This brings us to the present.

So, I ask you, what brought the numbers from the 360-gigabyte range all the way down to a measly 83 gigabytes? Simply stated; the settings of my Netflix account were the highest quality you could achieve. Watching everything in HD significantly uses up your allocated monthly data allowance. However, this is not the consumer’s fault, nor is it the fault of Netflix. Comcast uses an unjust system, whereby they force the common user, those who wish to view Netflix in HD, into purchasing a business package with a much higher data cap and a much higher monthly fee. As of this writing, I am satisfied with my speeds, both down and up.

In conclusion, I urge you to dig deeper into Comcast’s unjust business practices. One website cannot do it alone, but power in numbers has always achieved great things. Who chains us, and who holds the key to set us free? It’s you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!

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Taylor Momsen: Why Are You A Whore?

Here’s the skanky Taylor showing her pussy lips for all the world to see. I apologize for writing this post drunk.

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Stemage: Metroid Metal

Grant Henry took the music of one of the most popular video games of all time and scored it as heavy metal with an extremely progressive groove. I discovered his music on a lark, after several other untalented acts appeared on YouTube somewhere around 2006. They were doing the same thing Grant was doing, minus the talent. So, let’s get back to Grant and Metroid Metal. His solo work is done under the name Stemage. All of the original Metroid Metal was done by Grant using Cakewalk on a crappy PC! The product was impressive, is still available for free download, and is in my iTunes library.

Over the last six years, he has recruited several other musicians. One of which is Kevin, a badass drummer with some great chops. Again, everything in the original songs were digital drums. With a human drummer, comes an organic element, which enhances the music so much more. There are still solos, just as there were in the original, but these are either being done by another guitar player, or Grant isn’t holding anything back this time around! The solos are virtuoso and intense- fast furious.

So, the genesis of Metroid Metal as a band name was adopted as more musicians collaborated on the material. Everything was microphoned and recorded in an actual studio for optimum sound. The essence of live instruments coming through real drum kits and guitar amps is evident in their latest recordings. So, take a listen, and I hope you enjoy them.

-T

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Kony 2012: Cover The Night Failed

It came and went like any other night in April and nothing happened in my city or any other. All of this talk about Shepard Fairey in comparison to “cover the night” was an insult to Shepard. Why? Because he did something, that’s why. Any asshole that starts this boilerplate shit about the campaign working as some sort of movement to mobilize American youth into action and them taking a stand against a cause and I’ll show you a generation of apathetic Web 2.0 brats who only click “share” and “like” buttons. Apparently this writer has some theories.

This whole scam started out as a video- progressively infecting the web, as a shorter version of a documentary, and went viral within a day. Why is anyone surprised that nothing happened this April 20th? The same young kids who rant about shit they know nothing about through words on social networks never left their dorms and bedrooms. Writing about this seriously bores me, its just that this time I have to say “I told you so!” Now go do something constructive.

End of line.

-T

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Jehovah’s Witnesses – The Saga Continues On Friday The 13th

Happy Friday the 13th! Today children, we’re breaking all of the rules. In a few more sentences, you’ll see the decay of my average writing style in exchange for a more juvenile form. The reason I will write this way is because it will be more funny, crass, and quite frankly, why purport that I’m someone or something who I’m not?

To begin, I hate belief systems. They are, as a wise man once said, designed to scare and control primitive people. While I don’t see today’s victim causing holy wars or beheading journalists, Jehovah’s Witnesses (JW hereafter) are the worst pests for which there exists no repellent. Any given day of the week, they can be seen in your neighborhood, decked out in attire fit for pimps and queens. They approach your door with smiles ready to sell you on some shit you never wanted. Trespassing is a better word for what they actually do. All bullshit and jokes aside, the best deterrent for these fuckers is a dog. Let your dog outside and they are sure to stay where they belong- off your property. Of course you could opt to place some sort of signage in front of your house, but let’s face it, why fuck up your house when you aren’t the problem. There are other things which come to mind…

In my line of work, it is incredibly hard to help them. When they come in and present their bullshit, I think to myself, “you believe this, so why are you here?” Such an ass-backwards type of thinking, these parasites would rather face death than receive blood products.

No thanks, I've got tiger blood.

Yes, you read that right. Perhaps you were already aware of this little fact. What you may not know is that they are not allowed to own pictures, celebrate birthdays, vote, salute the American flag, and a whole bunch of shit that makes Scientology look good. But I digress; let’s get back to the blood thing. The constituents of blood are as follows: erythrocytes, leukocytes, thrombocytes, plasma, serum albumin, anti-bodies, proteins and electrolytes. Nothing’s weird there. Everything you have just read is necessary to maintain homeostasis within the human body. However, these brain-dead bastards have it in their belief system that taking the important and lifesaving component of human blood into their circulatory system is somehow wrong. This translates to a higher mortality rate. Epic fail. A 2002 medical article by Khadra et al states:

“In the CEMD the very high risk of mortality in women who refuse blood transfusion was highlighted. The death rate in this group was 1 per 1,000 maternities compared with an expected incidence of less than 1 per 100, 000 maternities.”

Our next insult is child molestation. Would you believe that they have one of the highest rates of unreported cases of child molestation? These accounts are made public through DHS, and other government agencies that investigate cults, as well as defectors of “the watchtower.”

These little fuckers had the right idea.

But we should also understand that just as any other instance of molestation cases, these go unreported, largely due to the silence of the victimized. They are brainwashed from a very young age.

BeLIEve

We should be asking ourselves, what asshole is responsible for this shit? Who founded a cult so determined on recruiting that you don’t even have to leave your house; they’ll come to yours. Who is this asshole? Charles Taze Russell. Born in Pennsylvania, in 1852, this jerkoff recruited an army of like-minded assholes who easily digested what he was throwing up. He was most likely not the first to molest his followers, but he would not be the last.

He's right!

In summation, I hate them. I wish they would all fall off the face of the planet. Moving on to another neighborhood just means that they are migrating instead of dying. My words are harsh but their religion is worse. To quote the late Chuck Schuldiner, “If you doubt what I say, I will make you believe.” The following closing is lengthy, but necessary. This is a list of everything JWs are prohibited from performing on a daily basis. Happy Friday the 13th, Jehovah’s Witnesses!

141 Things Jehovah’s Witnesses Can’t Do

  1. Belong to another organization or club for the purpose of socializing with nonbelievers
  2. Have best friends and activity buddies who are not Jehovah’s Witnesses
  3. Associate with people outside their organization when it is not necessary
  4. Attend social functions sponsored by their employer unless attendance is required
  5. Associate with coworkers after business hours in a social settings
  6. Disagree with their organization’s rules and code of conduct
  7. Disagree with their organization’s doctrines
  8. Contribute to the Presidential Campaign Fund on their tax return
  9. Join the armed forces and defend their country
  10. Say the Pledge of Allegiance
  11. Salute the flag
  12. Vote
  13. Run for leadership in their organization
  14. Run for leadership in any organization
  15. Take a stand for any political issue inside their organization
  16. Take a stand on any political or ‘worldly’ issue outside of their organization
  17. Campaign for a political candidate
  18. Hold political office
  19. Discuss politics
  20. Be a union steward or shop steward
  21. Actively be involved in a union strike
  22. Use a gun for protection against humans
  23. Become a police officer if a gun is required
  24. Wear military uniforms or clothing associated with war
  25. Take yoga classes and practice the discipline of yoga. See Is Yoga For Christians?
  26. Smoke tobacco and cigars
  27. Work full time selling tobacco and cigars
  28. Attend Alcoholics Anonymous
  29. Donate blood
  30. Have blood transfusions
  31. Read books, magazines, publications, and literature from other religions.
  32. Buy anything from a church store
  33. Buy something at a church garage sale
  34. Donate items to a church run store
  35. Shop at the Salvation Army
  36. Work for the Salvation Army
  37. Work for another church
  38. Play competitive sports on a school team
  39. Play competitive sports professionally
  40. Run for class president
  41. Become a cheerleader
  42. Go to the school prom or school dance.
  43. Attend class reunions
  44. Be hypnotized
  45. Accept Jesus as their mediator, 1 Timothy 2:5. See Mediator
  46. Join the Boy Scouts
  47. Join the Girl Guides
  48. Join the YMCA.
  49. Serve on jury duty
  50. Study psychology, philosophy, sociology, and viewpoints that might shake their faith.
  51. Attend other Christian churches
  52. Attend nondenominational churches
  53. Attend non Christian churches
  54. Get married in another church
  55. Dating non believers is discouraged
  56. Casual dating is discouraged
  57. Dating someone without the intent of getting married
  58. Having sex before marriage
  59. Breaking an engagement can result in disciplinary action
  60. Marriage to non believers is not recommended
  61. Be gay or lesbian. Homosexuality is not acceptable.
  62. Throw rice at a wedding
  63. Get divorced unless the reason is adultery
  64. Can’t remarry unless their ex commits fornication first
  65. Toast drinks
  66. Buy a raffle ticket
  67. Play bingo
  68. Gamble
  69. Sing any holiday songs
  70. Sing the National Anthem
  71. Celebrate Christmas – Why?
  72. Celebrate New Years Eve – Why?
  73. Celebrate Easter – Why?
  74. Celebrate Mother’s Day – Why?
  75. Celebrate Father’s Day
  76. Celebrate birthdays – Why?
  77. Celebrate Thanksgiving
  78. Celebrate Flag Day
  79. Celebrate Veteran’s Day
  80. Celebrate Independence Day
  81. Celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day
  82. Celebrate Valentine’s Day
  83. Celebrate Halloween – Why?
  84. Celebrate Hanukkah
  85. Accept holiday gifts – Why?
  86. Celebrate any holiday except the death of Jesus – Why?
  87. Partake in the bread and wine that represents Christ unless they are part of the 144,000
  88. Make holiday artwork for school
  89. Engage in holiday parties at school
  90. Take on a leadership role in school
  91. Porneia
  92. Do suggestive and immodest dancing in a public place
  93. Attend a class, workshop, or seminar, sponsored by another church
  94. Attend social events or fund raisers sponsored by another church
  95. Use of bad language (curse words) is discouraged
  96. Wear blue jeans, shorts, and casual clothing at the Kingdom Hall
  97. Wear pants at a Kingdom Hall if you’re a woman
  98. Wear revealing clothes or skirts that are too short (looked down upon)
  99. Wear long hair or facial hair if you’re a man (depends on the local customs of the country you live in)
  100. Body piercings are discouraged
  101. Tattoos are discouraged
  102. State or imply that the Watchtower is not run by Jehovah God.
  103. Have discussions and express Bible based viewpoints that contradict the organization’s beliefs
  104. Say anything negative about their organization. JW’s must ‘speak in agreement’ and be ‘like-minded’.
  105. Consider other religious beliefs as valid and truthful.
  106. Acknowledge any prayer spoken by a non believer as valid
  107. Take another Jehovah’s Witness to court
  108. Wear or own a cross
  109. Own any religious picture
  110. Own any religious statue
  111. Engage in idolatry
  112. Believe in miracles (except those found in the Bible) See Miracles
  113. Believe in ghosts
  114. Witchcraft
  115. Black magic
  116. White magic
  117. Consult with a psychic or become one
  118. Study tarot cards, get a reading or give a reading
  119. Study numerology or get a reading
  120. Dabble in ESP (extrasensory perception), dowsing, or divination
  121. Use a tool such as a pendulum to access information from the spiritual realm
  122. Attempt to communicate with departed spirits
  123. Attend a seance
  124. Believe in good luck or say things such as ‘Good luck to you’. Why?
  125. Believe in anything superstitious
  126. Prophesy
  127. Speaking in tongues
  128. Laying on of hands
  129. Energy healing such as Reiki
  130. Read their horoscope
  131. Study astrology or zodiac signs
  132. Combat training, boxing, or martial arts
  133. Go to heaven unless they are part of the 144,000
  134. Worship Jesus as God
  135. Idolize any celebrity or love and admire them to excess
  136. Women can’t be elders
  137. Women can’t be ministerial servants (assistants to the elders)
  138. Divulge secret information to enemies of their organization and those not entitled to know. See Theocratic Warfare
  139. Greet or talk with disfellowshipped persons except for immediate family living in the same house (except for rare exceptions)
  140. Associate with disfellowshipped persons except for immediate family living in the same house
  141. Keep secrets from the organization. Jehovah’s Witnesses must report friends and family members who break any of the Watchtower rules.

    The only solution.

-T

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Ten Years Gone By: Layne Staley

It’s hard to imagine that it’s been ten years since you died. You had the most angelic voice in the history of Grunge and a multitude of other genres. When I think vocals, I think of you. You are and will always be my favorite lead singer. The rest of us, still alive, wish you were here for this past decade.

-T

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UBV-76, Kryptos, And Other Mysteries

Here’s some reading for those of you who like mystery!

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Jeremy Taylor, Not Albert Schweitzer

Look up the following quotation and you are sure to find it credited as coming from Albert Schweitzer: “Revenge… is like a rolling stone, which, when a man hath forced up a hill, will return upon him with a greater violence, and break those bones whose sinews gave it motion.” What’s unfortunate is that he never said it, wrote it- those are not his words! They are the words of an English clergyman named Jeremy Taylor. See the ellipsis? That should make the quote questionable all by itself. With every quotation, you are able to trace its origin, however, this quote sends you on a wild goose chase because of the incorrect attributed author. The original quote can be found in the book “The Whole Works of the Right Rev. Jeremy Taylor, D.D”

Here it is in its original form:

He does a thing which ought to trouble him, and will move him to pity what his own vile hands have acted; but if he does not pity, that is, be troubled with himself, and wish the things undone, he hath those affections by which the devil doth rejoice in destroying souls; which affections a man cannot have, unless he be perfectly miserable, by being contrary to God, to mercy, and to felicity; and after all, the pleasure is false, fantastic, and violent, it can do him no good, it can do him hurt, it is odds but it will, and on him that takes revenge, revenge shall be taken, and by a real evil he shall dearly pay for the goods that are but airy and fantastical; it is like a rolling stone, which, when a man hath forced up a hill, will return upon him with a greater violence, and break those bones whose sinews gave it motion.

So, the lesson here is that one should have their facts clear before ever alleging that someone said something.

End of line.

-T

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Kate Upton

Fashion critics are attacking the new model, casting a negative opinion on her too-blond hair, her generic, pouty cheerleader face and her long legs that one critic described as looking as if they belong to a player for the WNBA. One Victoria’s Secret fashion show casting director said she’d “never allow such a skank to darken [her] runway.” Is this really happening? Is there any person out there who believes that she isn’t the epitome of beautiful? Apparently, by Victoria’s Secret, 99% of the nation’s women are obese. Do any of you know what this girl looks like? If you don’t, allow me to insert some examples of Kate.

So, with the above photos alone, I fail to see anything wrong with her. By way of comparison, Marilyn Monroe would be considered to be morbidly obese. Do you see where I’m going with this? I lust over this girl and a sack of assholes have something to say, out of all the models of the world, about her. This woman! Let’s be honest, I’m only writing this because I would jump at the chance to have a twelve-hour fuck marathon with her. Call me as I am- a horny and biased bastard; I am a bastard technically.

Kate, you’ll always have a special place on my hard drive, right next to Ashlynn Brooke, Taylor Bow, Leonie Saint and my favorite… Nicole Ray.

End of line.

-T

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No Authorized Device Connected Line 6: Solved!

All across the web, and the Line 6 knowledge base too, I’ve seen users and owners of Line 6 equipment, like the UX2 and UX1, looking for a solution to the “No authorized device connected, Pod Farm cannot process the audio” problem, which is seen in Pod Farm. Faceless Line 6 personnel put customers through a series of procedures. Once, I read that the issue was with USB conflicts, Hubs, and sleep modes! What eventually happens, most of the time, is that someone at Line 6 gives you a free upgrade to Pod Farm 2.51. They do this because they don’t know how to fix your problem. This may seem like a grand solution, as it returns functionality and upgrades you to 2.0 free of charge, but it doesn’t actually solve the problem you’ve been experiencing. This is because it doesn’t take into account that you may have grown accustomed to using Pod Farm 1.12, which still doesn’t work.

You will be told to run the Line 6 License Manager, and make sure the device and the computer are authorized. After you’re done that, you will move on to more useless things, such as uninstalling and reinstalling the drivers to 7.1.3, USB firmware to 1.02, and lastly, upgrading to the latest version of the Line 6 License Manager. However, none of these will work. So, you can go the extra mile and remove and reinstall your copy of Pod Farm. However, this doesn’t work, but it’s a step in the right direction. One tell-tale sign of the problem was that none of my purchased model packs were present in 1.12. So if you are working on a Mac, and want to use the cleaner Pod Farm 1.12…

Here’s your solution:

  1. Get your hands on a copy of AppZapper, and drag all of the copies of Pod Farm into it.
  2. Allow AppZapper to remove all .app, .com and, .plist files from your system
  3. Restart your machine.
  4. Open Line 6 Monkey, or go get your original Pod Farm 1.0 disc.
  5. Install ONLY Pod Farm 1.0-1.12
  6. Launch it and watch as the entire thing works!
  7. If you don’t have AppZapper, you can do it manually, by deleting these:

Library/Audio/Plugin-Ins/Components
Library/Audio/Plugin-Ins/VST
Library/Audio/MIDI Drivers
Library/Frameworks (look for L6WXTG and L6WXTY.framework and delete them)
Library/Application Support/Line 6
Library/Application Support/Digidesign/Plug-Ins
(Username)/Library/Application Support/Line 6
Applications/Line 6
User/Documents/Line 6
User/Library/Preferences

Now that you have your Line 6 device working again, don’t install version 2 of Pod Farm and it will never fail again, because the problem is a corrupt file within the Pod Farm Studio software, which corrupts itself in the presence of two Pod Farms. I hope this helps you, because I fixed this on my own, read all of the complaints, and decided to take matters into my own hands.

End of line.

-T

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