Category Archives: Technology

Beware Bluehost

What’s more painful than masturbating with a cheese grater? One possible answer to the aforementioned question would be having your testicles crushed by a hydraulic press. The actual answer I was looking for was to wake up and find that … Continue reading

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Deleterious High Fructose Corn Syrup: The Facts

Is it good or bad? Healthy or unhealthy? Why did Whole Foods Market place it in their Unacceptable Ingredients List? Most of the information provided about relationships between high fructose corn syrup (HFCS) and sucrose are often biased, and or … Continue reading

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iFixit: Revolutionizing Repair

As a general tinkerer, I have come into my share of devices that had one or more impenetrable areas- areas vital to a successful repair. Most of the time, people believe that they aren’t “technical” enough- I’m really not sure what they mean. If … Continue reading

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The iPhone 5: Volume Issues, iOS 6.0.1 & Much More

A question at the commencement- will iOS 6.0.1 be the cure? Early adopters should always expect some type of anomaly with any piece of technology. The iPhone 5 is no exception. When I unboxed mine, there were no scuff marks on it, scratches etc. It … Continue reading

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iPhone 5 Official Release Date

It’s official! After months of waiting for the much anticipated iPhone 5, a release date has been confirmed. Apple will hold another expo on September 12th, which will showcase the new,  smaller iPad and the long-awaited iPhone 5. The iPhone … Continue reading

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Sony DSC-TX20 Review

Welcome to the most biased review I will ever write. When you absolutely, positively need a camera that will fail the first time you ever use it, except no substitutes. The Sony TX20 is the epic fail of the year. … Continue reading

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Comcast 250GB Data Cap: The Impact Of Netflix

For Rob, Mike, and Shane. While I find it as unjust as the rest of you, Comcast has my family by the short and curlies. In the good old days of ISDN, otherwise known as “dial-up”, you certainly had a … Continue reading

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No Authorized Device Connected Line 6: Solved!

All across the web, and the Line 6 knowledge base too, I’ve seen users and owners of Line 6 equipment, like the UX2 and UX1, looking for a solution to the “No authorized device connected, Pod Farm cannot process the … Continue reading

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Koloss Torrent Available: DO NOT DOWNLOAD

I’m the last person who should have any thoughts on the matter of internet piracy. When I was in my early twenties, I made it my job to understand the gnutella networks, the different client software that existed at the … Continue reading

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Official: Apple Releases iPad HD/New Apple TV

More to come as the event kicks off at 10:00 AM PST. Stay tuned and just keep hitting refresh. 10:00 Tim Cook, Apple CEO: ”I’d like to get started by talking about the post-PC revolution.” He begins talking about the iPhone, … Continue reading

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