Category Archives: Rant

Beware Bluehost

What’s more painful than masturbating with a cheese grater? One possible answer to the aforementioned question would be having your testicles crushed by a hydraulic press. The actual answer I was looking for was to wake up and find that … Continue reading

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Deleterious High Fructose Corn Syrup: The Facts

Is it good or bad? Healthy or unhealthy? Why did Whole Foods Market place it in their Unacceptable Ingredients List? Most of the information provided about relationships between high fructose corn syrup (HFCS) and sucrose are often biased, and or … Continue reading

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The iPhone 5: Volume Issues, iOS 6.0.1 & Much More

A question at the commencement- will iOS 6.0.1 be the cure? Early adopters should always expect some type of anomaly with any piece of technology. The iPhone 5 is no exception. When I unboxed mine, there were no scuff marks on it, scratches etc. It … Continue reading

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30,000 Site Hits!

Thank you for coming to this site for one reason or another. On this day, June 17th, 2012, this site has reached a total of 30,000 hits. Today is also Father’s Day, and as I am one, I accept it … Continue reading

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Sony DSC-TX20 Review

Welcome to the most biased review I will ever write. When you absolutely, positively need a camera that will fail the first time you ever use it, except no substitutes. The Sony TX20 is the epic fail of the year. … Continue reading

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7 Days In Puerto Rico

We can skip the flight that delayed us, wasted our entire first day of the trip, and get straight to the interesting and intriguing. When you vacation to a foreign place, you find that the locals are all natives and … Continue reading

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Comcast 250GB Data Cap: The Impact Of Netflix

For Rob, Mike, and Shane. While I find it as unjust as the rest of you, Comcast has my family by the short and curlies. In the good old days of ISDN, otherwise known as “dial-up”, you certainly had a … Continue reading

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Kony 2012: Cover The Night Failed

It came and went like any other night in April and nothing happened in my city or any other. All of this talk about Shepard Fairey in comparison to “cover the night” was an insult to Shepard. Why? Because he … Continue reading

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Jehovah’s Witnesses – The Saga Continues On Friday The 13th

Happy Friday the 13th! Today children, we’re breaking all of the rules. In a few more sentences, you’ll see the decay of my average writing style in exchange for a more juvenile form. The reason I will write this way … Continue reading

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Kate Upton

Fashion critics are attacking the new model, casting a negative opinion on her too-blond hair, her generic, pouty cheerleader face and her long legs that one critic described as looking as if they belong to a player for the WNBA. … Continue reading

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