Category Archives: Epic Fail

Happy Friday The 13th Fuckers!

Happy Friday the 13th! Today children, we’re breaking all of the rules. In a few more sentences, you’ll see the decay of my average writing style in exchange for a more juvenile form. The reason I will write this way … Continue reading

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Keratosis Pilaris – No Cure For Misinformation

It is widely known that the internet is full of misinformation. Akin to my strong dislike for the self-policing entity known as Wikipedia, there are multitudes of websites that offer nothing. As I began research on a genetically acquired medical … Continue reading

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Sonivox Wobble Evaluation: Or Lack Thereof

Many, if not most, of the more well-known software developers, Adobe, Microsoft etc., will offer trial, or otherwise known as evaluation copies of their software. In the process of composing music, we often find ourselves ever so immersed in the … Continue reading

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Happy Friday The 13th, Jehovah’s Witnesses!

Happy Friday the 13th! Today children, we’re breaking all of the rules. In a few more sentences, you’ll see the decay of my average writing style in exchange for a more juvenile form. The reason I will write this way … Continue reading

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The Skank Strikes Back

Here’s the skanky Taylor showing her pussy lips for all the world to see. I apologize for writing this post- again.

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Beware Bluehost

What’s more painful than masturbating with a cheese grater? One possible answer to the aforementioned question would be having your testicles crushed by a hydraulic press. The actual answer I was looking for was to wake up and find that … Continue reading

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The iPhone 5: Volume Issues, iOS 6.0.1 & Much More

A question at the commencement- will iOS 6.0.1 be the cure? Early adopters should always expect some type of anomaly with any piece of technology. The iPhone 5 is no exception. When I unboxed mine, there were no scuff marks on it, scratches etc. It … Continue reading

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Sony DSC-TX20 Review

Welcome to the most biased review I will ever write. When you absolutely, positively need a camera that will fail the first time you ever use it, except no substitutes. The Sony TX20 is the epic fail of the year. … Continue reading

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7 Days In Puerto Rico

We can skip the flight that delayed us, wasted our entire first day of the trip, and get straight to the interesting and intriguing. When you vacation to a foreign place, you find that the locals are all natives and … Continue reading

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Comcast 250GB Data Cap: The Impact Of Netflix

For Rob, Mike, and Shane. While I find it as unjust as the rest of you, Comcast has my family by the short and curlies. In the good old days of ISDN, otherwise known as “dial-up”, you certainly had a … Continue reading

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