Category Archives: Epic Fail

Taylor Momsen: Why Are You A Whore?

Here’s the skanky Taylor showing her pussy lips for all the world to see. I apologize for writing this post drunk.

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Kony 2012: Cover The Night Failed

It came and went like any other night in April and nothing happened in my city or any other. All of this talk about Shepard Fairey in comparison to “cover the night” was an insult to Shepard. Why? Because he … Continue reading

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Jehovah’s Witnesses – The Saga Continues On Friday The 13th

Happy Friday the 13th! Today children, we’re breaking all of the rules. In a few more sentences, you’ll see the decay of my average writing style in exchange for a more juvenile form. The reason I will write this way … Continue reading

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Kony 2012: Invisible Scam

Does the tear-jerking YouTube video seem just as little too, well, are you struggling to put a name to it as well? You are not alone. From theories claiming that Joseph Kony died five years ago, to other accusations that … Continue reading

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Taylor, you whore…

What’s wrong with this bitch? More importantly, when did this shit become a staple of my website- commenting on child-stars turned streetwalkers? This is pathetic, even for me. Anyone just joining us is going to say that there is no … Continue reading

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Hip Hop – A Disposable Culture: Part I

The vitality of Hip Hop music is not what I’m calling into question. To the left is shown a negative advertisement. Moreover, what I am calling into question is the survival of rap music from generations past. Allow me to … Continue reading

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UltraViolet – Digitalblasphemy

Apple had the right idea with iTunes all along, where digital media is concerned- unlock and download said media to your computer, thus allowing sharing among all authorized devices. Apple isn’t the only company to understand this. But as the … Continue reading

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Road To Nowhere

The following is an example of a “paper gone wrong.” It was meant to be a document, which outlined why I wanted to become a nurse, and was to be sent to a nursing review board. Somewhere after the first … Continue reading

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AT&T – Rethink Rip-Offs

When you are faced with poor service, AT&T will try to accommodate you with a device called a 3G MicroCell. This device acts as an antenna, used to increase the signal strength within the area surrounding said antenna. Are you … Continue reading

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4chan Goes Down: Facebook Is Next

Some type of DDoS is taking place this very moment against the popular imageboard site. No one is sure who are involved, but then again, it isn’t a site that cares about this type of thing. However, if it were … Continue reading

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