Monthly Archives: April 2011

Corporate Response To PSN

The following manifesto was sent to me today. I have copied the email in its entirety. Read this epic failure: Valued PlayStation(R)Network/Qriocity Customer: We have discovered that between April 17 and April 19, 2011, certain PlayStation Network and Qriocity service … Continue reading

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Digital Purgatory

If there is nothing after this life, then the way you will live on will be through my memory and these words. It’s been four years since we’ve last seen each other. You were missed at the last Sevendust concert, … Continue reading

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Sucker Punch

Most academy nominated films do not challenge the viewer to critically think. Those films that do are often reviewed at Sundance, but never see recognition from the academy. However, some would believe that the amount of bias inherent to the … Continue reading

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Rain Toward Morning

The great light cage has broken up in the air, freeing, I think, about a million birds whose wild ascending shadows will not be back, and all the wires come falling down. No cage, no frightening birds; the rain is … Continue reading

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Epic Fail: Part II

PrimaGames released a strategy guide for Mortal Kombat 9. Stating what is wrong with this guide would take too long. Pointing out what is right would be much faster- they spelled the title correctly. The lot of us paid for … Continue reading

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Epic Fail: Part I

Sony’s PlayStaion Network has been down for days. Normally I would have much more to complain about, but in the case of this event, I’m too pissed to write coherent sentences. All I ask is that they reinstate the network … Continue reading

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Keep Sucking, Papa John, I’ll Make More

The only thing worse than their product’s impact on your health, is the lack of customer service. I should expect nothing more from a collection of degree-less pieces of shit, otherwise-known-as employees. While I was once a fan of their … Continue reading

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Whelan’s Infraction – Data Mining

Web-crawlers scour sites and copy content, simple as that. However, when they copy mine, I don’t take it lightly. The following was sent to these assholes: To Whom It May Concern: Your site contains my words, taken from an essay … Continue reading

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OS X Should Be Free: Part I

Whether you consider this logic to be sound or not, you won’t be upset unless you stand to lose money. The formula is simple- Apple designed an operating system, which operates only within its native environment. Microsoft designed an OS, … Continue reading

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I Need Something Stronger

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