Monthly Archives: April 2013

…And Death Shall Have No Dominion

There comes a time in our lives when the people you depended upon are gone, and the people who you are supposed to be able to look to for support no longer care. As the crocodile tears roll down their … Continue reading

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Beware Bluehost

What’s more painful than masturbating with a cheese grater? One possible answer to the aforementioned question would be having your testicles crushed by a hydraulic press. The actual answer I was looking for was to wake up and find that … Continue reading

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